Mom: “Well son. What do want to be when you grow up?”
Son: “I wannabe President of America!”
Mom: “Awe, that’s nice.”

Son taking a sip of his Kool-Aid.

Son: “Mom?”
Mom: “Yes son?”
Son: “What do I have to DO to become President?”
Mom: “Well, first you have to become Prisoner of War and get tortured for 5,5 years.”
Son: “Oh…”

Son taking another sip of Kool-Aid with a pensive look

Son: “And what if I wannabe Gay?”

ROTFLMFAOAPMP

• AZ-Sen: Jon Kyl
• AZ-01: Rick Renzi
• AZ-05: J.D. Hayworth
• CA-04: John Doolittle
• CA-11: Richard Pombo
• CA-50: Brian Bilbray
• CO-04: Marilyn Musgrave
• CO-05: Doug Lamborn
• CO-07: Rick O’Donnell
• CT-04: Christopher Shays
• FL-13: Vernon Buchanan
• FL-16: Joe Negron
• FL-22: Clay Shaw
• ID-01: Bill Sali
• IL-06: Peter Roskam
• IL-10: Mark Kirk
• IL-14: Dennis Hastert
• IN-02: Chris Chocola
• IN-08: John Hostettler
• IA-01: Mike Whalen
• KS-02: Jim Ryun
• KY-03: Anne Northup
• KY-04: Geoff Davis
• MD-Sen: Michael Steele
• MN-01: Gil Gutknecht
• MN-06: Michele Bachmann
• MO-Sen: Jim Talent
• MT-Sen: Conrad Burns
• NV-03: Jon Porter
• NH-02: Charlie Bass
• NJ-07: Mike Ferguson
• NM-01: Heather Wilson
• NY-03: Peter King
• NY-20: John Sweeney
• NY-26: Tom Reynolds
• NY-29: Randy Kuhl
• NC-08: Robin Hayes
• NC-11: Charles Taylor
• OH-01: Steve Chabot
• OH-02: Jean Schmidt
• OH-15: Deborah Pryce
• OH-18: Joy Padgett
• PA-04: Melissa Hart
• PA-07: Curt Weldon
• PA-08: Mike Fitzpatrick
• PA-10: Don Sherwood
• RI-Sen: Lincoln Chafee
• TN-Sen: Bob Corker
• VA-Sen: George Allen
• VA-10: Frank Wolf
• WA-Sen: Mike McGavick
• WA-08: Dave Reichert

Very sexy t-shirt.

Oh, and the boy as well